Yo mama jokes are a long lasting form of comedy that has been around for decades. They are still used today to poke fun at people, but there is some debate as to whether or not these jokes are appropriate in the current social climate.
There are many variations on the joke but they all share one thing in common: they all poke fun at someone’s mother.
The jokes usually consist of a set-up line followed by the punchline “Your momma/daddy/grandma told me to tell you this. The idea of yo mama jokes is that the speaker thinks their mothers are so bad, they can’t even be made fun of without being insulted by it.
Yo Mama Jokes
1. Yo Mama’s so fat that at the zoo, the elephants started throwing peanuts at her.
2. Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.
3. Yo momma is so stupid that she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
4. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
5. Yo mama’s so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
6. Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
7. Yo mama’s so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
8. Yo mama is so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you would get change back.
9. Your mama’s so fat that her shirt size is the same as her zip code.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
11. Yo mama is twice the man you are.
12. Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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14. Yo mama’s so fat and old, When God said “Let There be Light”, He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
15. Yo mama’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
16. Yo mama’s so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
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17. Yo mama so large that people jog round her for exercise.
18. Yo mama’s so fat, her car has stretch marks.
19. Yo mama is so stupid that she asks you “What’s the number for 911?”
20. Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
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21. Yo Mama so slutty, she got fired from a spermbank for drinking on the job.
22. Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”
23. Yo mama is so stupid that she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing the W’s away.
24. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
25. Yo mama so poor that when she was kicking a can down the street, she said she was “Moving.”
26. Yo mama’s so fat when she went to Sizzlers she got a group discount.
27. Yo Mama so fat, she got hit by a bus and was like “who be thowin rocks at me”
28. Yo mama is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch.
29. Yo mama’s so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
30. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.
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31. Your mama is so bald that you can see what’s on her mind!
32. Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
33. Yo momma is so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut!
34. Your mama is so sluttish that when she got a new mini skirt, people remarked about her new belt.
35. Yo momma is so fat that she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
36. Yo momma is so big that she has a tattoo on her finger that says, “You are here”.
37. Your mama is so big that she has to go to Sea World to get baptized!
38. Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
39. Your mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says, “Viewer discretion advised”.
40. Your mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter!
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41. Your mama is so short, she pole vaults using a toothpick.
42.Your mama is so stupid that when she went to Disneyworld and saw a sign that said, “Disneyworld Left”, she went home.
43. Your mama so stupid that she needs to ask for help to use Hamburger Helper!
44. Yo mama is so ugly that she gets an extra 364 and a quarter days to dress up for Halloween.
45. Your mama’s so ugly that when she went bungee jumping, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
46. Your mama is so ugly that when she went to the beautician, it took 12 hours just to get a quote.
47. Your mama is so fat that she rolled over four quarters and made them into a dollar.
48. Your mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
49. Yo mama so big that when she lies on the beach, no one else gets any sun.
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50. Your mama so big that people can jog around her for exercise!
51. Yo momma is so fat that when she laid down on the beach, people ran around pointing and shouting, “Free Willy”.
52. Yo momma is so fat that when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her as a new territory.
53. Yo momma is so fat that she has to iron her pants on her driveway!
54. Your mama is so fat that if you get on top of her, your ears pop.
55. Yo momma is so big that she has to put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
56. Yo momma is so fat that when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
57. Yo mama is so ugly she went to a strip club and they paid her to keep her clothes on!
58. Yo momma is so so stupid when somebody rung the doorbell she went to the microwave
59. Your mum completed need for speed by walking and mario by going left
60. Yo momma is so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!
Yo Mama Stupid Jokes
61. Yo mama so dumb, she failed a survey.
62. Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
63. Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
64. Yo mama so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
65. Yo mama so lazy she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.
66. Yo mama so mean, they don’t give her happy meals at McDonalds.
67. Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
68. Yo mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were still black and white.
69. Yo mama so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.
70. Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
71. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
72. Yo mama so fat she needs two watches for two different time zones.
73. Yo mama so stupid, she couldn’t read an audiobook.
74. Yo mama so dumb, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted sweet dreams.
75. Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down.
76. Yo mama so poor, ducks throw bread at her.
77. Yo mama so bald, you can see what’s on her mind.
78. Yo mama so old, Jurassic Park brings back memories.
79. Yo mama so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
80. Yo mama so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.