A lot of people love to make jokes about orphans. They like to think that because these children have been abandoned, they are not as loved or cared for as a child with parents.
These types of jokes come from a place of ignorance and should not be tolerated. Many orphanages do a tremendous job at caring for these kids and they deserve the same amount of respect as any other person.
The Best Orphans Jokes
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him “go big or go home”, he only had one option.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Why do orphans play GTA
So they can be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
What’s a orphans favorite movie
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do?
Tell their parents?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home 😉
orphan: oh cool something we have in common.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
What is an orphan’s least favorite song?
We are Family.
Why couldn’t the orphan watch the movie?
Because it was PG
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
What do you call a orphans family reunion?
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX
Because it didn’t have a home button.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Did you know?
The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were.
God i love working at an orphanage.
What is an orphan’s favorite event
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What’s an orphan’s favorite band?
Foster the People.
What is an orphans favorite beer?
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store?
What do you call a fish with no parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight.
The parents aren’t home.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
My dad used to say, “Marry an orphan…
Then you’ll be marrying the whole family.”
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why don’t orphans get offended by these jokes?
They don’t hit home.
Where did the orphans go after the orphanage blew up?
My ex was orphan as a child
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What’s big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation check to the orphanage.
Never tell an Orphan about a family matter,
they wouldn’t understand.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas, s
Spiderman homecoming 😉
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
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