If you work in an office so you know about the office atmosphere. 9 to 9 daily job routine and frustrating and stressful work. Sometimes the office feeling is very awesome and funny. But daily working the same thing in the office makes you very tired and then people start looking for time again and again. The office quotes are basically used for entertainment purposes. If you really want these funny office quotes so go below and check it out. Office Quotes you will definitely like it because these office quotes are very interesting and quite famous you can read or share these quotes with your friends or on your social media platform. Otherwise, you can read these quotes for remembering those office days.
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Inspirational The Office Quotes (U.S.)
I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out… – Kelly Kapoor
If you skip the intro of the office, you are what’s wrong with this world. – The office quotes
I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther. – Dwight Schrute
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. – Dwight Schrute
I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good. – Michael Scott
Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. – Dwight Schrute
Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. – Michael Scott
Here it is, the heart of New York City, Times Square… named for the good times you have when you’re in it. – Michael Scott
One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then. – Jim Halpert
Would I rather be feared or loved? easy. both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. – Dwight Schrute
I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms. – Michael Scott
Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people? – Kevin Malone
Growing up I performed my own circumcision. – Dwight Schrute
You can’t cancel a holiday. – Stanley Hudson
Do the things you like to be happier, stronger & more successful. Only so is hard work replaced by dedication. – Rossana Condoleo
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. – Wally Wang
And I knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do. – Michael Scott
Right. Yes, but what you didn’t realize at the time was that I was with you, in a sense, I was in your heart… – Michael Scott
Very often, a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. – A.C. Benson
This struggle and scramble for office, for a way to live without work, will finally test the strength of our institutions. – Abraham Lincoln
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that’s all I’ve ever wanted. – Kevin Malone
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. – Dwight Schrute
I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face. – Pam Beesly
I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves, I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog. – Dwight Schrute
I declare bankruptcy! – Michael Scott
It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand. – Michael Scott
Talent means nothing, while experience, acquired in humility and with hard work, means everything. – Patrick Suskind
Talent means nothing, while experience, acquired in humility and with hard work, means everything. – Patrick Suskind
Why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I’ve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle. – Michael Scott
I want to be married and have one hundred kids so I can have one hundred friends and no one can say no to being my friend. – Michael Scott
You tried this out, and it’s clearly not for you. It’s time to go. Come on. Please? Thank you. – Angela
Yeah, I have a lot of questions. number one—how dare you? – Kelly Kapoor
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash
There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point? – Pam Halpert
The doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. I’m going to die. – Stanley Hudson
This is a documentary? Oh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo. – Kevin Malone
Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow. – Don Herold
If I had nine hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend the first six sharpening my ax. – Abraham Lincoln
I wish I could menstruate… I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides. – Dwight Schrute
I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with. – Mike Vanatta
The weak always bully the strong, contrary to what you see in the media. – Dwight K. Schrute
I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. – Dwight K. Schrute
The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. First-person to shout ‘shotgun’ when you’re within sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game is played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion. – Michael Scott
You don’t call retarded people ‘retards’. It’s bad taste. You call your friends ‘retards’ when they’re acting retarded. – Michael Scott
Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable? – Michael Scott
Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office… it was hysterical. – Michael Scott
Pizza: the great equalizer. Rich people love pizza, poor people love pizza, white people love pizza, black people love pizza… do black people like pizza? – Michael Scott
New York, New York: the city so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name. – Michael Scott
I miss the feeling of knowing that you did a good job because somebody gives you a proof of it. – Michael Scott
I love inside jokes… love to be a part of one someday. – Michael Scott