If you are searching for funny birthday quotes for your friends or family members or for your girlfriend so you can use these funny birthday quotes to bring a cute smile to their faces. And that funny birthday quotes never disappoint you because these funny birthday quotes have the ability to make that person happy.
Every person celebrates their birthday with happiness and gives a party to their friends. And you will get so many new presents on your birthday and a cute smile will come to your face. That smile makes your day complete.
And your smile helps you to live longer. It doesn’t matter what is your age. Because a smile has the ability to make your life happy and long-lasting.
Below in this article, you will find some funny happy birthday quotes and greetings. Or you can use good night quotes or good morning quotes with these happy birthday greetings.
Funny Birthday Quotes
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. And may the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
May you have all the joy your heart can hold, all the smile a day can bring. All the blessings a life can unfold, may you get the world’s best in everything. Happy Birthday.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Everything in this world has a limit, but my love for you is limitless Happy Birthday!
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
So many candles… so little cake.
You think you are special just because it’s your birthday today… No way you’re special every day!!! Happy Birthday!!
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
This time we made sure that your candles cost less than the cake. We just got the two numbers. Have a happy 85th birthday!
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Now that you’re 50, if it hasn’t already happened, trust me it will. Your ears will become hairier than your head. And on that thought, Happy Birthday
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.
Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Friends
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
A woman has the age she deserves.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone, Wonder where your glasses are, Wonder what day it is?
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Funny Happy Birthday Thoughts
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. – Oprah
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!
You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
Live your life and forget your age.
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Great news! …you’re still alive!
You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
It’s your birthday? Let’s get up to some mischief!
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.
Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.
Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
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